kittens

kittens
1. (kittens) (493↑, 51↓)
Cute little fluffballs

I like kittens and beans.

Author: Kitty Mc Meow http://kittens.urbanup.com/326941
2. (kittens) (357↑, 99↓)
little fluffy bastards
3. (kittens) (344↑, 141↓)
The casualties of masturbation.

"Oh my god," Brandon said as he saw my bed, "This is a major site of kitten death\!"

Author: Killing Kittens http://kittens.urbanup.com/677263
4. (kittens) (211↑, 95↓)
Small balls of fluff that people perceive as being "cute". Everytime you do something naughty, they die.

Everytime you masterbate, god kills a kitten.

Author: delirium of joy http://kittens.urbanup.com/137721
5. (kittens) (140↑, 61↓)
Kitten : kît''n Noun 1 Small, furry, multidimensional mammals that make up the fabric of the universe : 2 Evil beings that secretly plot mankind's destruction and must be potatoshopped at all cost : ''Do quantum kittens play with superstring?'' ''I haven't potatoed a kitten for a while.''

''Do quantum kittens play with superstring?'' ''I haven't potatoed a kitten for a while.''

6. (Kittens) (76↑, 15↓)
Little fluffy demons that hide under your bed and swipe at your legs when you walk by.

Beware of kittens

Author: Frickin' I don't care http://kittens.urbanup.com/4030080
7. (Kittens) (48↑, 8↓)
fluffy little homies, that make good companions.

those kittens were so cute i went home and cried for two hours.

8. (kittens) (42↑, 16↓)
Beside being the name of those little small hair balls, means also having heart attack-like problems because of being surprised or excessively happy/sad.

1. Look at those kittens\! So cute\! 2. Holy cow\! When I saw that link you sent me, I nearly had kittens\!

9. (kittens) (18↑, 3↓)
reverse-cougars

"did you see those kittens hitting on that old dude?"

10. (Kittens) (11↑, 4↓)
Kitten : kît''n Noun 1 Small, furry, multidimensional mammals that make up the fabric of the universe : 2 Evil beings that secretly plot mankind's destruction and must be potatoshopped at all cost :

''Do quantum kittens play with superstring?'' ''I haven't potatoed a kitten for a while.''

11. (kittens) (29↑, 22↓)
poker chips for demons or food for those hungryer ones...sick usually very cute small offspring of a cat often reffered to as"evil with a cute face"

"i bet 22 kittens and raise you 5" kitten pizza awe kittens\! look its a kitten omfg its a kitten..how cute run for your LIFE\!\!\!\!\!\!

Author: misssmartypantslolpants http://kittens.urbanup.com/3669026
12. (Kittens) (4↑, 0↓)
Adjective; A term of endearment, to describe someone highly.

"I’m going to say “kittens,” which can be used as an adjective. Then I would say he’s very nice. He’s humble, he’s talented. And stylish." -Andrew Vanwyngarden describing Ben Goldwasser

Author: A girl with kaleidoscope eyes http://kittens.urbanup.com/5781250
13. (kittens) (20↑, 18↓)
Kittens can mean almost anything from cat babies....to grams of marijuana. Some people may consider their reptiles 'kittens'. Others, may even call lint or dust particles 'kittens'.

Ex \#1: Noname: "Awww, look at those adorable little kittens. Is that the cat that gave birth to them?" Ex \#2: Noname: "Hey you lookin for some trees, how much?" Tanya: "Yeah, at least three kittens or so." Ex \#3: Noname: "Oh My Goodness, is your snake mean" Tanya: "No, my kitten is actually quite a sweetie." Ex \#4: Tanya: "Jesus Suzie.. Thats one huge-ass fricken kitten clung to your shirt. Did you even notice it?"

14. (kittens) (34↑, 58↓)
When speaking of [drugs] kittens refers to Ketamine aka a cat tranqualizer that people "missuse" to get fucked up.

Man where them kittens at? (wheres the drugs)

15. (kittens) (11↑, 87↓)
badass shoes

check out my new kittens

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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